Thursday, 7 February 2008

小品节目已经完全被网络解构了

发信人: [...], 信区: Joke
标 题: 相声、小品节目已经完全被网络解构了
发信站: 水木社区 (Thu Feb 7 11:18:18 2008), 站内

以前喜欢听相声、看小品,是因为从中可以找到无限乐趣,表演者总是那么幽默,说出来的话、做出来的动作总是那么出人意表,总是那么富有创意,因此喜欢。

但是网络发达以后,才真正体会到人民群众的伟大智慧,网民的幽默、网民的创造性不亚于任何一个相声、小品演员,甚至远远高于相声小品演员,以致相声小品演员要反过来拾网民牙慧,翻炒网上的joke来愚弄没有上网或少上网看joke的老百姓,就如昨晚关于股票那个小品不能叫"爹"叫"兄长"的例子,最近几年春晚比比皆是了。只可怜了上亿网民要在春晚的舞台上重温这些馊饭,怎能体验到智慧的乐趣呢?

因此,在网络如此发达的情况下,相声小品只能每况愈下,因为每一次相声小品出来,都会让广大群众有智商受到侮辱而表演者还以为抬举了观众的感受,情何以堪!在可以预见的将来,这些节目必将被完全消解掉。

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